It isn’t that I don’t like you, mega slowbro, it’s just that I don’t understand you
me: I should go shower now(five minutes later) (another five minutes later) (yet another five minutes later) (more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY